To celebrate the tenth running of the SPFBO, in which my own The Glorious and Epic Tale of Lady Isovar is entered, I decided to read the first bits of each of the 300 entries and celebrate them in a silly way. Using the samples provided by Amazon (or any reasonable substitute I can find) I picked (based solely on my stupid opinions) the best name and the best word I found in the opening parts, and I composed a dreadful, inexpert haiku about what I read.
I randomized the order I did them, but they are listed in reverse order here because I was updating as I went, and because it’s far too much work to change that now. One author whose book didn’t make it past the SPFBOX participant lottery was sad to have missed out on this silly project, so I went ahead and haikued their book as well as a special guest stupid haiku.
Thanks so much to Mark Lawrence for running the SPFBO all these years and also to the judges whose hard, selfless work makes the competition possible.
Heartfelt gratitude also to the wonderful authors whose works I enjoyed reducing to seventeen syllables. I so enjoyed spending time in your worlds with your characters and savoring how you told their stories.
#300: Sidetracked
by S. K. Kelley
Best Name: Ice Monroe
Best Word: straw-blond
Peaceful student life.
Good decisions here. Thank you.
Cat’s gonna get weird.
#299: The Stars Would Curse Us
by Stephanie Combs & Valerie Rivers
Best Name: Arianwen
Best Word: Ilithania
Prophecy to start
Wedding lottery picks mate
Culture needs grrrl rights
#298: Amiant Soul
by Deborah Makarios
Best Name: The Three Men
Best Word: Kelanti
Deathly pub patron
gets heave ho; heaver balks; fired.
Who’s the poisoned man?
#297: Elegy of a Fragmented Vineyard
by Kaden Love
Best Name: Mehnrin Diphlek, Krall of Court Chuss (tons of cool ones here)
Best Word: Zhaesmen
Shocking opening
Surgeon forced to do grim task
Culls superbabies?
#296: Steamborn
by Eric R. Asher
Best Name: Miss Penny
Best Word: Walker
Nerd street thief flees guards
Busted by bae! Lost in crowds
Monsters siege city
#295: A Drifting Sun
by Ashley Capes
Best Name: Young Fox of Omaila
Best Word: Greyshields
Impostor is king
Intrigue, murder, succession
A well-tangled plot
#294: Mother of the Fallen
by J.R. Manga
Best Name: Natalia
Best Word: chilaquiles
Girl rues mom’s changes
Ill? Possessed? Or something else?
Doctor, priest both called.
#293: Ghosts of the Catacombs
by Janna Ruth
Best Name: Beatrice Ileneuf
Best Word: Guillaumot
French ghost whisperer
sees dead; others can’t. Awkward!
To the crypts she goes…
#292: Gluttony
by Viljami L
Best Name: Belle
Best Word: Neomander
Girl is fists, power
Post-fight chat with friend at fair
Barter for lizard
#291: Liberation
by R. M. Krogman
Best Name: Konan
Best Word: husk
Konan? Bold name choice.
Mute miner mourns his mentor
Work ordeal endures
#290: The Wind at Oak Hollow
by Melissa Widmaier
Best Name: Dark Pilgrim
Best Word: Na-ir
Man wearing cat rests
Dad’s mad, mom worried. Rough tiffs
Leave him hurt but proud
#289: The Bones of Prophecy
by J. Rokusson
Best Name: Setulech
Best Word: harrumphed
Inked by magic force
Man mulls mission of murder
Shade walks beside him
#288: Undine’s Blessing
by Tessa Hastjarjanto
Best Name: Marella
Best Word: squawked
Fisherman’s daughter
Mom sick, dad gone, hard work calls
Weaving simple lives
#287: The Oathsworn Legacy
by K.R. Gangi
Best Name: Baelin Terricaut
Best Word: cadaver
Horrific start here
Trauma begets monster hunts
Brothers roam ruins
#286: The White Mask Society
by A.M. Colwell
Best Name: Yara Rivers
Best Word: hydan
Elite magic squad,
initially named. Group guards
unwitting target
#285: A Breaking of Realms
by Jasmine Young
Best Name: Skálda Branwright, Hrafenfjall, lots of great ones
Best Word: dragonpost
Dream calls, girl awakes
Gritty Norse feel is fun here
Tiny dragons! Cool!
#284: Creatures of the Malignant Thicket
by Demetria Meltinos
Best Name: Squad Lead Jatniel
Best Word: Guildedwares
Jurassic humans?
Girl and dad face allosaur
Carnage! Let us prey.
#283: Umbra: Tales of a Shadow
by Freddie A. Clark
Best Name: Donatella Cantorino, Fulvio Donati, Soleluna Giordano, Courtesana Honesta – lots of great ones
Best Word: curlicues
Cyberpunk rogue schemes
Italian alt-Florida
Action, mayhem, style
#282: Courier Quest
by Flossindune
Best Name: Truk-kun
Best Word: isekai’d
Manga vibe strong here
Trevor ported to game world
Humor as stats build
#281: The Kiss of the Sky
by Signe Hart
Best Name: Myrthe
Best Word: amoria
Sylvan girls seek herbs
Attuned to forest music
Tranquil ’til men come
#280: Seeds of Inheritance
by Aimee Kuzenski
Best Name: Ansellema, Adept of the Fingertip Order (quoted as saying the hips don’t lie 🙂 )
Best Word: palacetree
Angry elf enslaved.
She plots deaths. Elves in space? Cool!
So much sucks for her.
#279: Defy
by C.S Doraga
Best Name: Redrinna
Best Word: Eridian
Princess faces woes
Farm loss, attacks, plus self-doubt
Royal blood sets fate
#278: Darkness Below
by Barbara Cottrell
Best Name: Miskatonic
Best Word: scurrying
Lovecraft! Tentacles!
Girl snaps as students tour school
Ellen’s a psychic
#277: Infinite: Rise of a Rebel
by Diana Priyanka Chowdhury
Best Name: Caloren Hearth-Bringer
Best Word: Anorea
Creation myth start
Low-born boy’s dad assaulted
Protector appears
#276: The Winds of Change
by Sam Paisley
Best Name: Sofyross
Best Word: Elevation
Old prophet meets fate
Now modern world – portal soon?
Pals face two futures
#275: The Dragon Legion
by Isaac Hill
Best Name: Ralaria
Best Word: cutter
Strangers come aboard
Offer refused; won’t help war
Jump to drunk tank cell
#274: Cascade of Sparks
by Mary Stephenson Su
Best Name: Swordmaster Eva
Best Word: Gem Wars
High school but with elves
Fencing match, heal spell – only
she can see magic
#273: Cthoma’s Fated
by Jeffery A. Smith
Best Name: Raistle Millon
Best Word: Ixafore
Tough guy hassles guards
Ten rings? Blinged up Sauron style.
Lots of history here.
#272: The Dryad’s Crown
by David Hopkins
Best Name: Ald’yovlet
Best Word: Raustfweg
Tree baby? Tell more.
Three kings are four druids here
Go, fish! Now, she learns.
#271: The Erstwhile Tyler Kyle
by Steve Hugh Westenra
Best Name: Goth Girl
Best Word: accouterments
Delicious humor
Mom’s map leads to backwater
Podcast seeks closure?
#270: The Lost Wings
by Camilla Vavruch
Best Name: Chim
Best Word: chevolant
Royal sisters prep
Goofus, Gallant princesses
Bro is unruly
#269: Under an Azure Sky
by Wil Chan
Best Name: Ma Windum
Best Word: gargantuan
Idyllic farm life
Dragon visits, invaders
Tragedy sets scene
#268: The Burning Fire Rises
by Jeff Walker
Best Name: Darkk
Best Word: manifestation
Granny and dog find
death blast crater. G-men need
arcane P.I. team
#267: Obsidian Murders
by Nicole Brona
Best Name: Tessa O’Hara
Best Word: Drusil
Office faerie? Cool!
Journo stuck in weak sauce job
Only she sees fae
#266: The Forest at the Heart of Her Mage
by Hiyodori
Best Name: Tiller Koya, Carnelian Silva
Best Word: paisley-print
She must place ashes
deep in O.G. angry wood
Rogue mage answers call
#265: Qing’s Quest
by Henrik Saetre
Best Name: Typiare
Best Word: Rargrhg!
Gamer has sick sis
Shy, sad, small life; wakes to world
of game-style mayhem
#264: Sneakthief
by J. R. Rainville
Best Name: Oradil Thramus
Best Word: Eldingar
Man cast down; no gift
No magic means servitude
Love waits but betrays
#263: Splitting Dawn
by Katherine D. Graham
Best Name: Queen Luvia of the Ruby Throne
Best Word: unoiled
Hellhound chase – great start
Memory of sacrifice wiped
Ghouls threaten, mom gripes
#262: Five Lords of Dusk
by F. Malbeck
Best Name: Lord Serinin
Best Word: Brightspir
Enby lord ascends
Blood magic grants power, but
friend may turn enemy?
#261: Searlight
by R.R Echevarria
Best Name: Princess Sunsea
Best Word: Prism Key
Maligned princess hides
She has fae friend, magic sword
World’s enchantment fades
#260: Darkness of the Northern Sky
by A.E. Engle
Best Name: Herra Jalali
Best Word: Saka’Ali
Searing fatal glimpse
Soldier kills, finds death inside
Gives it all up? Wow.
#259: Blood of the Stars
by Karyne Norton
Best Name: Aeliana
Best Word: Gahldric
Woman seeks arrow
She’s human Miracle-Gro?
She needs freedom, bad
#258: The Book of One
by Adam Gaffen
Best Name: Kalili
Best Word: arima bikia
Immortals bicker
NYC sex, 10th c. sex
Demon reaps frailty
#257: City of the Seventh Moon
by Antano Sparreboom
Best Name: Lord Gunwer Urwilar, Rasinyme Galomon – these are awesome
Best Word: Bogwalker
Glorious cover!
Man dropped off at pier, exiled
Seeks champion role
#256: South Breaks
by Hannah Steenbock
Best Name: Moon
Best Word: Pillars
Cloistered woman rides
towards sacrifice; remembers
sexy rite of death (!)
#255: King’s Imitation
by Erin Grunke
Best Name: Shiri
Best Word: mold-blemished
Captain’s orders blare
Woman looks daggers at foe
Someone wants her dead
#254: Order of the Shadow Dragon
by Steven McKinnon
Best Name: Adrian Navarro
Best Word: Sol’s Kiss
Harrowing open
Demons hop on pop. Jump to
sword practice with friends.
#253: Light My Pyre
by Kat Kinney
Best Name: Asher Heath
Best Word: cerulean
Hunky cover dude
is fire (magic,hotness – both)
Protects from demons?
#252: Goddess Found
by Calanthe Colt
Best Name: Mirabelle Crowlea
Best Word: aetherweb
Tarot in titles
Magic-poor chef can’t find work
Dinner guest intrigues
#251: The Youngling
by Stephen Harrington
Best Name: Griffinkat
Best Word: Crixus
Flying feline beast
Holds her like cat toy in flight
Their goal: House of Scribes
#250: Through Blood and Dragons
by R.M. Schultz
Best Name: Renorrax
Best Word: Galvenstone
Dragon riders? Cool!
A chase! Dragonbollts! This rocks.
Dragonmage betrays?
#249: Soultaming the Serpent
by Tar Atore
Best Name: Jun
Best Word: kohl
An end to dragons?
Drought remains – the reign ended.
A journey begins.
#248: The Warrior’s Path
by Karim Soliman
Best Name: Masolon
Best Word: Kahora
Caravan dangers
Ghosts watch from the desert sands
Man waits, but for whom?
#247: Runelight
by J.A. Andrews
Best Name: Shadow Grave Shaft
Best Word: Prapiro thesaur
Kids clean barn – weird smell?
Red flag – always on my mine.
Who’s coming? We’ll see.
#246: Clysm Games: Dark Seeds
by Dom Sabasti
Best Name: Venribosch Institute
Best Word: ethereal periphery, hyperpigmentation
Kid hides in his mind
Invited to secret school
Snap to brutal scene
#245: Wish Givers
by Shannon Knight
Best Name: Tapu’oire
Best Word: Ali’i
Woman hides in crowd.
Risks priests, temple. These guys suck!
What is her mission?
#244: Rumor of Thorns
by Sandell Wall
Best Name: Arnoth
Best Word: brigand
Brief history prologue
Woman runs through storm, finds corpse
Sorceror felon?
#243: Fires of Caprica
by Mandy O’Dell
Best Name: Physician Langosa
Best Word: mio angelo
Sleeping girl guarded
Weird-eye lady heals the sick
Tired, she rests and chats.
#242: Blood Runs True
by Kyle Johnson
Best Name: Agheeral
Best Word: enkatiks, peylongitog – lots of fun ones
Level 1,000,000
lady fighter slays spirits.
What can stop her strength?
#241: Moon Bitten
by C. S. Churton
Best Name: Jade, er, Hart
Best Word: T-Rex
Brit takes on old house
Dog attack! Yikes. AAAH! Two now.
Hey, handsome stranger!
#240: Echoes of Memory
by M. Anthony Harris
Best Name: Aris Ravenscroft
Best Word: viscera
Opens with torture
Memory dump fails. Jump to
tranquil noble dude.
#239: Mushroom Blues
by Adrian M. Gibson
Best Name: Neo Kinoko
Best Word: Coprinia
Jaded cop finds corpse.
Whoa, it’s a shroom child? Cool twist.
Murder al funghi.
#238: The Warhog Paladins
by Jer Patch
Best Name: Revivium
Best Word: nanobots
Steerage trip to space
Live to play and play to live
Game awaits brain gear
#237: Mercy
by Ian Haramaki
Best Name: Father Ilya Pavlovich Sokolov
Best Word: drekavac
Stunning cover here
Ink beast leaves vile bloat corpses
No help for priest’s town
#236: Of Wind and Lightning
by Ella Walker Henderson
Best Name: Layil
Best Word: kabaraq
She ponders freedom
Crowded city oppresses
Her grace marvelous
#235: The Afterlife Experiment
by Sam Weiss
Best Name: Creepsley
Best Word: Tendrils
Asylum inmate
resists. Dread comes unbidden.
Fake doc! Great stuff here.
#234: What The Echoes Say
by B.C. Rico
Best Name: Dugard
Best Word: Talmad
Wanted man flees war
Wife, kids threatened, bounty calls
Wait, it’s all a dream?
#233: Blood of The Hunted
by Marc R. Micciola
Best Name: Rosalie
Best Word: Gen de Cloque!
Mythic beast people
tormented by human crowds
Hate lives in faux France
#232: Worldbreaker
by Becca Lee Gardner
Best Name: Nokte Murosa
Best Word: Imprevari
Shadow octopus
A brother’s dire wound threatens
Dark pillars frame town
#231: Shadow of the Soul Blade
by Jay Roland
Best Name: Nuratha
Best Word: otabi (otabby?)
Cat man battles dreams.
What is real here? Lots of shifts.
He wins cat lady!
#230: The Yawning Gap
by C.V. Vobh
Best Name: Kalos Omma
Best Word: vicissitudes
Man reads complex texts
Jump to would-be warrior
dogged by fractured world
#229: Dead As Dreams
by Alexa Grave
Best Name: Mahlani
Best Word: nose-wrinkling
Shepherd of Dreams? Cool!
No sheep counted, but dreams seen.
She edits our minds.
#228: The Call of the Valkyries
by T J Mayhew
Best Name: Gullveig
Best Word: Hlioskjalf
Norse gods spar, one charged.
Spears, then fire, but now reborn.
Odin not coping.
#227: The Spark
by Katrine Buch Mortensen
Best Name: Aisma
Best Word: The Tine
Rave girl joins mad duel
Farun Clan holds Burning Man
sans weed and celebs
#226: Kingdom of Forgotten Curses
by Autumn Kaufer
Best Name: Celine
Best Word: muritor
Beauty’s Beast undead?
Is that male as old as time?
Proud prince vampyrized.
#225: A Curse Within The Waves
by B. N. Reele
Best Name: Theo Hanningsworth
Best Word: coasting
Sorrowful parting
Sirens and treasure both call
Iris writes and waits.
#224: If The Walls Fall
by Kay Malady
Best Name: Dave
Best Word: fishhook
Girl flirts, or tries to
Romance novels as game plan?
Heard worse ideas.
#223: Ohlegan’s Treasure: Search for the Runes
by Brian Gardner
Best Name: Tengar
Best Word: pruned
Dead (?) guy lives nightmare.
Will fight. Fisherman lad makes
light conversation.
#222: Rematch of the Titans
by Samuel Gately
Best Name: Scott Flawless, but all the wrestler names are pure gold
Best Word:
Titan WWE?
Tartarus has folding chairs?
Bonkers, but it works.
#221: The Dreams Thief
by Bella Dunn
Best Name: Brun MacLugh
Best Word: sennight
Stormy Scottish ride
Lady treacherously killed
Now fae war is joined
#220: City of Rain
by William Lejeune
Best Name: Summer Fontenay, Alcidimus, Kleodius, Beophulous – so many good ones.
Best Word: Kholukkhel
Ancient scroll baffles
Red and black pose deep riddles
Sassy aide mocks, helps
#219: Black Dot White
by JPS Marinho
Best Name: Amahru
Best Word: Vulgar of Fire
There is so much lore!
Pages sought, traps pose dangers
Jump to training scene
#218: By Blood, By Salt
by J L Odom
Best Name: Serivash
Best Word: Piarago
soldier of low birth
mean kid, holiday of blood
city bathes in hate
#217: When Shadows Fall
by Lindy Enns
Best Name: Elik Frostenner
Best Word: emotionry
Scary things outside
Mom’s rage cooks? Don’t burn dinner
Untenable life
#216: Heir of Amber and Fire
by Rachanee Lumayno
Best Name: Melandria
Best Word: gilt-framed
Jen practices spells
Dad hates magic (jerk!). Rescue’s
not the same as love.
#215: Od and Ed
by Shanti Leonard
Best Name: Odlyn Perfect
Best Word: Velcro palms
Kids with weird powers
experiment in secret
Closet monster’s mad?
#214: Forged By Pain
by Bojan Bilos
Best Name: Pretty
Best Word: suffocating
Abused woman seethes
Jailer promises freedom
Sincere, or hateful?
#213: Splintered Magic
by Jilleen Dolbeare
Best Name: Brigid
Best Word: mewed
Homecoming to a
neglected house. Odd cat waits.
Hold on, it can talk?
#212: Bringer of the Scourge
by M. Daniel McDowell
Best Name: Vierrelyne du Talorr
Best Word: prophecy
Bringer of the Scourge:
worst potluck guest? Lady waits;
Freedom, fire come soon
#211: The Treachery of Ravens
by Steven D Nickell
Best Name: Raynard Auffrey
Best Word: sanguinity
Mobs burn city while
man races to save lady
Cool steampunk feel here
#210: The Apprentice Storyteller
by Astrid V.J
Best Name: Viola Alerion
Best Word: timbre
Urchin is entranced
Mage tale-spinner walks and thinks
The boy won’t give up
#209: Quaint Creatures: Magical & Mundane
by Andrew D Meredith
Best Name: Norrik Softstep, Flint Dimmiksen, Hamitch Hofhofdersen – lots of great ones
Best Word: slimeoid
Giant vet (fo fum)
Pet store, clinic, huge hole house
Countless fun details.
#208: A Conduit of Light
by Chelsey Ann Tompkins
Best Name: Ash’Arah
Best Word: Hyrithian
Woman traded for
plague cure. Indentured, she goes
as baron’s trophy
#207: Chosen
by Scarlett Strange
Best Name: Dellus Gang
Best Word: non-canned
Woman tends wounds from
noble lost cause. Broke, hurt, mad.
Grim city struggle.
#206: Touched by Magic
by Celine Jeanjean
Best Name: Chanthara
Best Word: Mayak
Gritty urban feel
Barber breathes in her city
At margins, all ways
#205: The Tenacious Tale of Tanna the Tendersword
by Dewey Conway & Bill Adams
Best Name: Galdifort Quillpen
Best Word: Chronicler-in-training
Such cute art! YA?
Scribe follows headstrong hero
Very fun vibe here.
#204: Demon Gates
by Robert Day
Best Name: Master Zaleef
Best Word: candescent
Mage sends magic mail
Demon portals in; should’ve set
to Do Not Disturb
#203: Hallowed
by Y. R. Liu
Best Name: Taunsgrove
Best Word: bumble-Dee
Ruin holds wry shade
Tales of immortals; girl shops
Seems cozy so far
#202: The First Assignment
by Billy Kramer
Best Name: Roddick
Best Word: ricocheting
Mystery wagon
leads to self-analysis
am I dead inside?
#201: The Enchanter’s Counsel
by Thalib Razi
Best Name: Buzzard Galatiel
Best Word: Serendipitiya
Drunk elf guard bickers
Much fantasy racism
Goblin mage seems cool
#200: Destiny Awaiting
by Jan Foster
Best Name: Aioffe
Best Word: blustered
Fairy slams through trees
One squirrel, please, extra raw
Meets man, scared as she
#199: Woe to the Stargazers
by Alex Shipper
Best Name: Iludex
Best Word: rosestone
Three beings morph to
fearful forms. All flee their strength.
They seek magic sword.
#198: The Ashen Orb Bounty
by Patrick Dugan
Best Name: Jileli
Best Word: abomination
Elite crew finds crime
Fight, loot, bicker, but friendly
Strong D&D vibe
#197: City in the Dragon’s Eye
by Jordan Loyal Short
Best Name: Viscount von Holt
Best Word: blunderbuss
War ends; home calls loud
Man plays with dragon power
Catches case of scales
#196: A Song for Octaven
by R.C. Ballad
Best Name: Resenfeld Draper
Best Word: song-spells
Teen would-be dandy
leads complex life; spirit friend
makes school far simpler
#195: The Fall of Ahilon
by Samantha Shaye
Best Name: Keiyora
Best Word: tumultuous
Flex-fuel princess elf
Invaders come seeking spells
Dad won’t let her fight
#194: Legend of Elberkhan
by Yuxiao Chen
Best Name: Soulkeeper Mountain
Best Word: ashlar
Prologue has music!
Elf climbs mountain as sun sets
caught by lad, cowers
#193: Here There Be Monsters
by Josh Wright
Best Name: Mallory Leblanc
Best Word: bigfoots
Flaming eyeball chain
heart beholder, says cover.
Deathless man was sloshed.
#192: Trollgrave
by Alex S. Bradshaw
Best Name: God-Speaker Eylis Gudrunsdottir
Best Word: insensate
Crit fail on heal check
Then awkward convo, god stone,
and weird wind lady
#191: Cursed Cocktails
by S.L. Rowland
Best Name: Ehris
Best Word: behemoth
Mage de-hearts monster
Flash to carriage ride and then
simpler life of booze
#190: Smoker on the Porch
by Dom Watson
Best Name: William Biggot
Best Word: House of Sweet Things
Sudden death haunts town.
Kids know the answer: Sweet House.
Barely there, but foul.
#189: Tabby Swain
by Sithia Queen
Best Name: Tabby
Best Word: gibbous
Animal-tinged kids
talk love, have class, try to pass.
Strange normalcy here.
#188: Jem, a Girl of London
by Delaney Green
Best Name: Siobhan Calloway
Best Word: Lamesley
Brit girl sees spirits.
Mine tragedy, vividly
described. Sorrow reigns.
#187: A Contract in Sol Forne
by Élan Marché & Christopher Warman
Best Name: Hovardom
Best Word: djinn, neighborliness
Thought zygote? OK.
Vaelin visits crappy town
Elven relics wait
#186: Seeds of the Fallen
by Miriam Yvette
Best Name: Skiar
Best Word: celestial
Snowy wagon ride
Coarse philosophy ensues
Sharing gets them dumped
#185: The Fate of
by J.E. Lynn
Best Name: Lucere
Best Word: millefoile
Plague ward meet cute? Sure!
Church medics face dire disease.
Conspiracy? Cool!
#184: Princess of the Broken
by Jasmine K Swinburne
Best Name: Elisaria
Best Word: Fee (rainbow bird)
Fertility crone
gives baby, asks a high price
New Rapunzel tale
#183: A Rose Among Thorns
by Ash Fitzsimmons
Best Name: Yven ti’Ansha
Best Word: kraken
Rose Thorn’s a great name
Nursery (plants, not babies)
Home of mysteries
#182: A Vermilion Curse
by DC Guevara
Best Name: Chthassyl
Best Word: priority
Town falls; demon steals
Seeking books and dark knowledge
Finds wanted woman
#181: The Thief’s Keeper
by Kyrie Wang
Best Name: Mablethorpe, Aliwyn
Best Word: Barton-Upon-Humber
Musician thrall flees
Sheep and girl provide cover
She’s a mystery
#180: Rites of Passage
by M. D. Presley
Best Name: Raziel
Best Word: Midianites
Man flees cult, old life
FBI knows him. What’s up?
Shootout, chaos, bounce.
#179: The Awakening
by Mitchell Hill
Best Name: Broax
Best Word: simpletons
Girl visits, has tales
Town under seige, man chooses
baby over death
#178: Dawn of the Black Sun
by Timo Burnham
Best Name: Engi
Best Word: Barrenlanders
Exile withers, drained
Fights, wins, seizes magic sword.
Feels like kung-fu flick
#177: The Door to Trilesk
by Shannon Holly
Best Name: Miswala
Best Word: cellos
Kate risks visit to
enchanted house, fearing sale
Where has the aunt gone?
#176: Wolf of Withervale
by Joaquín Baldwin
Best Name: Lorr Tuam
Best Word: thwump
Whoa! Great maps. Fox flees.
Boy brawls. Quirky teacher helps.
Walkabout ensues.
#175: They Left Magic in Their Wake
by Marilyn Peake
Best Name: Zander
Best Word: ablutions
Tragic wasteland birth
Sterile harsh future – two friends
may yet survive it
#174: Smile and be a Villain
by Yves Donlon
Best Name: Melancthanon
Best Word: Collegienstraße
Such fun! Hamlet gets
real-world home. Vivid history,
Bard’s drama. Bravo!
#173: Tomb of Heart and Shadow
by Cara N. Delaney
Best Name: Yanren
Best Word: coldfire
Clock flies past lady
studying what, I wonder?
Genteel mages chat.
#172: The Saga of Bjorn Unfrid
by John L. Simons Jr.
Best Name: Jarlandi
Best Word: Ojibwe
Nordic Canada?
Cool alt-history. Bjorn battles
college, not draugr.
#171: The Wind Walker
by Simon Shugar
Best Name: Turbuskan
Best Word: aether
Bacchus meets Chandler
(not Bing). Cap’n thinks, could this BE
any more shady?
#170: Tears of an Indifferent God
by Isom Ashe
Best Name: Gordoneus
Best Word: Proedroi
Damedes, cynic,
helps mediocre hero
Oh crap! Beasts attack!
#169: The Autumn Apprentice
by Alexandra Runes
Best Name: Rigobert (but every name is cool – strong medieval Europe feel)
Best Word: Wodish
Girl struggles post curse
Disability makes her
intriguing MC
#168: Of Shadows and Death
by Sharlene Healy
Best Name: Rapunzel
Best Word: hair
Rapunzel’s sad plight
but it’s vampires, not princes
who want to embrace
#167: Blood Lust
by Devin Thorpe
Best Name: Sephora
Best Word: eggrew
A sylvan dream fades
Zealots have lycan captive
Monsters hold monsters
#166: The Lost Noble
by R. Litfin
Best Name: Adella Everheart
Best Word: jacquard
Rage mage tortures man
He has jealousy issues
Now girl does school prep
#165: Rise of the Forgehearts
by Emily Huffman
Best Name: R-0
Best Word: technomancers
Mechanical guard
has free will dawn. Is starfall
kind of ransomware?
#164: Strangers in Our Heads
by Bri Eberhart
Best Name: Gemma
Best Word: thrums
Foster kid empath
Typical teen, but magic
Fight triggers blast! Oooh.
#163: Wings so Soft
by Dani Finn
Best Name: Uffrin
Best Word: automatons
Clockwork owls? Baller!
Engineer lost in work, love
Beware human threat
#162: Secrets of the Sorcerers
by Joan Marie Verba
Best Name: High Sorceror Thorne
Best Word: unguents
Human roast? Escape.
Beaucoup hazing; this school sucks
but she beats meanies.
#161: The Torn Veil
by Timothy J R Rains
Best Name: Castle Klomm
Best Word: ravenous
A plea deal offered
Tense battlefield; death looms large
Broke king taunts foe knight
#160: A Song to Wake a Thousand Sorrows
by Michelle Manus
Best Name: Clare Brighton
Best Word: Faelhorn
Tortured swamp husk roams
Foulness defeated, she lives
Will it re-emerge?
#159: Tall & Dark
by Suzannah Rowntree
Best Name: Fraulein Gwendoline Chant
Best Word: Backpfeifengesicht!
Huckster governess
holds fake séance; gets real ghost
Yeah, that’s the spirit!
#158: Thornbane the Lost
by Paul Sating
Best Name: Fa Tonn Ul
Best Word: corpsmaster
Ash Sisters throw curse
Young widow gets gross black hand
How screwed is she now?
#157: Evil’s Unlikely Assassin
by Jenn Windrow
Best Name: Alexis Black
Best Word: grease-coated
She’s a vampire who
takes out other draculae
The stakes are quite high
#156: The Shepherds of the Sunstone
by Nicolin Odel
Best Name: Saudett
Best Word: Skrull’s ass, tytärellini
Bad dream all too real
Throuple next? Lady guard preps.
Street fight yields problems
#155: Visions of Snapdragon
by Jana Sun
Best Name: Puddin (a cat)
Best Word: blossom
Drunken scrying calls
Visitors come, Green and Black
Friends or enemies?
#154: Born of Scourge
by S. Jean
Best Name: Celena of Norian
Best Word: She, Born of Starlight
Star fall prophecy
The world shrouded in darkness
Wrong girl caught it – oops!
#153: The Vermilion Ribbon
by Hayley Price
Best Name: Corelle
Best Word: mundanities
Sapphic love nightmares
Dressmaker rails at sexists
Her dream love appears?
#152: A Circle of Stars
by Craig Montgomery
Best Name: Casper Bell
Best Word: quivering
Abusive father,
homophobes at home. Money
cannot fill that hole.
#151: Imago: A Dystopian Gothic
by M Zakharuk
Best Name: Ada Călinescu
Best Word: anaemic, spasmodically, ululation
Creepy train boxes
Scrabbling tortured souls, and then
Ada’s loveless sex
#150: The Lost Redeemer
by David Musk
Best Name: Lyraina Trelian
Best Word: Ethermancy
Woman seeks banned book
Odd stranger, then to tavern
Templars ride ill wind
#149: Landbringer
by Karen Lucia
Best Name: Devton, God of the Deviants and Vagabonds
Best Word: tarry lungs
Dirigible heist
above toxic steampunk world
Kinda loving this
#148: Death and the Taxman
by David Hankins
Best Name: Frank Totmann
Best Word: corporeal
Death finds auditor
Roles swapped like Freaky Friday
But so much weirder
#147: The Hybrid
by E.K. Frances
Best Name: Sebastian Parker
Best Word: guttural
Troubled teen takes test
Dad says Necro or nothing
Awful parenting
#146: Gabriel’s Journey
by Thomas J. Prestopnik
Best Name: Livingston
Best Word: billowing
Violent storm strikes
Beasts emerge – I think they’re cats
’cause the cast’s all mice
#145: Dango
by Jack Long
Best Name: The Ting Ting
Best Word: bull yeti
Hunter watches fight
Witch has penis necklace? Huh.
Will he be unchained?
#144: The Grand Game
by Tom Elliot
Best Name: Stayne
Best Word: Adjudicator
7K reviews!
Mike falls through void, enters game
Dungeon crawl awaits
#143: Red Flags
by Michael Procopio
Best Name: Mateo Álvarez-Moreno
Best Word: decapitate
Demon hunter Fed
Joins reality TV
Kill hellspawn, find love
#142: Dreams of a Dragon Girl
by Bonnie Jacoby
Best Name: Zanthor
Best Word: plague-riddled
Awkward teen called up
Must teach. Why is it so hot?
Psychic dragon swims.
#141: Glory to the Waxing Sun
by Cooper Ward
Best Name: Granya
Best Word: houndsman
Creepy opening –
Soul bottle, ghostly houndsman
Neat. No clue what’s up.
#140: Tea and Empathy
by Shanna Swendson
Best Name: Elwyn Howell
Best Word: spindly
Lady seeks death spot
Fascinating character
Magic trap house? Stuck.
#140: Tea and Empathy
by Shanna Swendson
Best Name: Elwyn Howell
Best Word: spindly
Lady seeks death spot
Fascinating character
Magic trap house? Stuck.
#139: The Young Necromancer’s Guide to Ghosts
by Vanessa Ricci-Thode
Best Name: Lusi
Best Word: Uncle
Necrokid’s life’s tough.
Ghosts are everywhere she looks
YA vibes galore
#138: Dread Child
by J. L. Doty
Best Name: Claudius ahm Modain
Best Word: dreadmark (this is a very cool concept)
20K dead? Yikes.
Who counts them? Why in stacks? Hmm.
Regret makes dark path.
#137: Silverskin
by Caitee Cooper
Best Name: Kukahi
Best Word: sea-brine
Evil halts; man dies
Ellie’s Alaskan return!
Fam’s fun, but Bad waits.
#136: Thorns
by Walt S. Williams
Best Name: Finn Silvers
Best Word: bumpkin
Man arrives on train
Demon resides in skull? Whoa.
Customs not impressed
#135: Wolves Running
by Deborah Jarvis
Best Name: Sasha Wellington
Best Word: feral
Shifters live hidden
Chatty start, then friend turns wolf
Things getting hairy
#134: Hear My Call
by Yvette Bostic
Best Name: Slim
Best Word: old-as-dirt
Werewolf mechanic
can’t fix life’s wreckage. Magic
parents leave problems.
#133: Cursed King
by Danielle Paquette-Harvey
Best Name: Euronymos
Best Word: prey
Blood and kisses? Eww.
Old vampire, young girl. Age gap!
May/Dec? More May/Dead.
#132: The Children of Never
by Christian Warren Freed
Best Name: Grey Wanderer
Best Word: whistling
Spectral dude raids graves
Zombies: cheaper than peasants,
And they complain less
#131: Dragon Princess
by Jason P. Crawford
Best Name: Aetheria
Best Word: odious
Blind princess bristles
Wants role to have more meaning
Blade lessons beckon
#130: A Night of the Burntmen
by Emmanuel Akeyo
Best Name: Meka
Best Word: rokba
Soldier rides wolf beast
awaits another man, late
Something wicked comes
#129: Checkmate
by K.D. Tabith
Best Name: Evland Childes
Best Word: Cessecounthe
Chess-like games collide
Tourney feeds press, politics
Prompt sex scene sets tone
#128: Lizardskin and Sharpened Steel
by Damien Larkin
Best Name: Dead Mudders
Best Word: barrel-horn
It’s got dinosaurs!
Continent’s an enigma
Mother’s oppressive
#127: The Black Crown
by John A. Douglas
Best Name: Seranna Queen of Namaria
Best Word: ramshackle
Why’s the guy so green?
Oh, he’s an orc. They lost, bad.
Elves are kinda dicks.
#126: The House of Starling
by Ciara Hartford
Best Name: Bleck Larin
Best Word: honeyed
Insides melting? Eww.
Baby elf has destiny
Rae hunts everything
#125: Stakes and Bones
by Julia Vee
Best Name: Laila the Enchantress
Best Word: akkoro
Would-be Slayer deals
to get her jacket warded
Which witch’s witchraft works?
#124: Dimensional Traveler
by John Champaign
Best Name: Giordano
Best Word: pantomiming
Bitter student joins
deckbuilding LitRPG
Jumanji with cards
#123: Bone Traders
by Rachel Ford
Best Name: Njál
Best Word: armoire
Failed apprentice mage
Seeks redemption with giant
Don’t torch your mentor
#122: Sailing to Redoubt
by C. Litka
Best Name: Island Crown
Best Word: spindrift
Vivid storm at sea
Nautical tale feels quite real
Author knows sailing
#121: Beyond the Burning Sea
by T.B. Schmid & R.Wade Hodges
Best Name: Mhorokai
Best Word: ketch
Perilous voyage
Nautical drama is neat
Lore comes at you fast
#120: The Eightfold Lairs of Xillenthia
by Melinda O’Donnell
Best Name: Sirrea
Best Word: megalith, nidhogg
Windswept tower holds
mysterious prisoner
Climbing lady helps
#119: Temper the Dark
by L Ryan Storms
Best Name: Alaris Kahlanik
Best Word: Throlani
Servant gets busted
Abused; crimes were to survive
Throlanis suck hard
#118: Crimson Spellscape
by Jina S. Bazzar
Best Name: Federal Arcane Bureau of Investigations
Best Word: cheese-laden
Past hurts for Innah
Her boss brings tidings of old
partner’s mysteries
#117: Merewif: the Mermaid Witch
by Amanda Adam
Best Name: Madge Farriter
Best Word: Pacific
Midnight swim calms Madge
Absent friends pose mystery
Merfolk not yet here
#116: A Bastard’s Birthright
by JE Payne
Best Name: Emrinthian Empire
Best Word: outmanouevering
Wearing other skin
Changeling dupes king, but not long
Should do more homework
#115: The Song of Thyssia
by S.J. Stiles
Best Name: Trejen
Best Word: cerulean
Husband barbecued
Past holds jealousy and rage
Queen dreads the future
#114: The Heir
by Claudia Klein
Best Name: Erlingue
Best Word: Arbinadian
Scout watches, antsy.
Desperate ride ends in puncture.
Needed faster horse.
#113: Isaree of the Wild Isles
by Noor Al-Shanti
Best Name: Chaarumathi
Best Word: lopsided
Haunted lad arrives
warning of bleak abductions
Isaree resists
#112: Trial of the Berserker
by Noel Traver
Best Name: Weihlaris
Best Word: Fursja
This guy is a bear.
Preparing by forging stuff.
Fight will be grizzly.
#111: The Highwayman Kennedy Thornwick
by Lisa Kuznak
Best Name: Muggy Sorleen
Best Word: half-cannibalized
Vulgar jailer spars
Magic prison holds questions
And foul-mouthed inmates
#110: Demon’s Vow
by R.W. Hert
Best Name: Amodinajai
Best Word: maviel
Ninja dude fights wolves
Rabies shot indicated
Teens come at bad time
#109: Fortitude’s Prize
by Ceril N Domace
Best Name: Vulturnus
Best Word: privateer
Flying islands? Score.
Complex gentleman remains
pitiful seaman.
#108: Stone & Sky
by Z.S. Diamanti
Best Name: Chartok Tundra
Best Word: mimicked
Axe in side equals
very bad day. But foes turn
paramedics. Cool.
#107: The Light Must Hold
by Kriss Gallom
Best Name: Lulit
Best Word: crimson
Monk has boils (bad case)
the kind that people speak of
In hushed tones after.
#106: My Boss is the Devil
by Ben Schenkman
Best Name: Declan
Best Word: haiku (!)
Homage to coffee
Homage to New Haven, too
Barista feels blah
#105: Way of the Wizard
by Michael Michel
Best Name: Seething Sea
Best Word: topknot
Stormlords are asshats
El’s life sucks so hard. Help, help!
He’s being repressed.
#104: The Stranger of Ul Darak
by S. C. Eston
Best Name: Shinanis
Best Word: Crusaders
Is grandad barmy
or about to reach his goal?
Foggy march will tell.
#103: Stone-Cold Alibi
by W. B. Biggs
Best Name: Detective Seraph
Best Word: crumpled marionette, swamp’s embrace – lots of great language here
Crime scene in NOLA
Wait, the victim’s Matt LeBlanc?
Someone killed Joey!
#102: Changeling
by Arista Holmes
Best Name: Arbaon
Best Word: nocturnal
Lizzy seeks mother
but Fey Court won’t allow it
Friend means not alone
#101: Iridesce
by Cordia Pearson
Best Name: Daharsha
Best Word: seraphim
That cover’s baller
Horse race for warrior trainees
Dad is wicked pissed
#100: Embargo on Hope
by Justin Doyle
Best Name: Windoon’s Star
Best Word: violenccccce
Orphans scrounge for food
Get that hope out of here now
Battle, heist, duel, death
#99: Fruits of the Gods
by William C. Tracy
Best Name: Aricaba-Ata
Best Word: grim fertilizer
Treasure lies buried
In baby’s grave. Slave master
shouldn’t get to know.
#98: The Cursed Soul
by K.C. Smith
Best Name: Floating Temple of Gorria
Best Word: dragon-flower
Ten years with no land?
Wicked long time aboard ship
Homesick pirate mourns
#97: Elemental
by Tam Chronin
Best Name: Lesser Stonegore
Best Word: tasiado
Child learns from master.
Elementals, like Nietzche,
want gods to be dead.
#96: By a Silver Thread
by Rachel Aaron
Best Name: Victor Conrath
Best Word: waterfall
Monster asylum?
Silver threads for magic folks
The poor girl suffers
#95: Copper Cold Steel
by Sori Aryl
Best Name: Winterstride
Best Word: justacorps
Lots of weird eye hues.
Transmasc MC? Not sure yet.
Outfences bullies!
#94: A Witch’s Guide to Business
by Alex Evans
Best Name: Onezimus
Best Word: velocipedes
Consultants offer
Supernatural advice
Vampire visitor
#93: Fogbound
by N.J. Alexander
Best Name: Zercien Volnaire, also Skjóturi
Best Word: Telurdia
Sneaky pair betrays
With WonderTwins lich handhake
Jump to restless class
#92: Counsel of the Wicked
by Elizabeth Schechter
Best Name: Balthazar
Best Word: spike-horned
Oaf ruins man’s deer hunt
But then hot MM romance
Matthias would leave
#91: Tower of Dogs
by H. H. Miller
Best Name: The Orphan
Best Word: Onyx
Buddies seek conquest
of a crumbling old ruin.
Their lives await change.
#90: A Strange Bunch
by Nikola Stefan
Best Name: Vidra
Best Word: zduhać
Doula witch fights gosts
The Three come; shadow’s orphaned
Pair sprints to the flames
#89: The Serpent’s Quest
by Nerine Dorman & Toby Bennett
Best Name: Ib-Tuka
Best Word: convenient amnesia
Woeful general
rots, desolate. Bucket wisp
taunts yet saves? We’ll see.
#88: The Gatekeeper of Pericael
by Hayley Reese Chow
Best Name: Mimoosh
Best Word: prentiya par
Shaman tutor grouches
in portal world far from Earth
Late exit? Scary!
#87: Severed Legacy
by E.M. Zolotor
Best Name: Naith, the Mitad’s Pursuer
Best Word: tangerine
Banger cover, dude.
Dad trades self for sleepy kids.
Infinite Storm calls.
#86: Haelend’s Ballad
by Ian V. Conrey
Best Name: Lombard Greystrom
Best Word: Silent Hither, Ulnleif, Gunborg, Finnvard, Fleta – lots of great ones
Bar convo reveals
distant quest. POV switch!
Now other side gabs.
#85: Kindred of the Sea
by Raina Nightingale
Best Name: Corostomir
Best Word: Elethrians
Bros ponder wisdom
of death elf woods invasion.
Trepidation. Spells?
#84: Facing Shadows
by Anna J Worthy
Best Name: the insidious Duke Lethos of Eldaria
Best Word: paradisiacal
Runaway bride – neat!
Then tulerpetons attack.
Whoa, demon pygmys?
#83: Record of The Paladins: Book Of Oliver
by BP McCoppin
Best Name: Gerin Donnelly
Best Word: parishoners
Gun-toting pastor!
Ghoul has died, ghoul is risen;
Ghoul will die again.
#82: The Outer Darkness
by M. V. Prindle
Best Name: Merrick Thyr
Best Word: Reshik Ignoth
At world’s edge, a sad
guardian hews to duty.
Flat earther fanfic?
#81: Speak The Ocean
by Rebecca Enzor
Best Name: Sergio de la Cruz
Best Word: euthanasia
Blackfish but mermen
They’re all named for elements
Their reaction suits
#80: The Blood of Houses
by J.A. Garza
Best Name: Wootz
Best Word: Attican
City stands vacant
Where’d the bad guys go off to?
Warhammer vibes here.
#79: Poisoned Empire
by Elyse Thomson
Best Name: Eudocia
Best Word: child-devouring
Mom saves baby, then
she’s attacked by beast. Yow! Twist!
Dinner toxin fun?
#78: Hidden Worlds
by Kit Campbell
Best Name: Margery
Best Word: Spork
Calculus! My heart
smiles. Teens are mean. What is a
Spork Room? Mystery.
#77: Throne in the Dark
by A. K. Caggiano
Best Name: Scorlisha Baneblade of the Mounted Beasts, Plague Bringer Norasthmus, Everild the Necromancer, Damien Maleficus Bloodthorne, Zagadoth the Tempestuous – so many great ones
Best Word: inkarnaught
Blood rite yields power
Talisman of bleak control
This is quite funny
#76: Child of Vanris
by Nikki McCormack
Best Name: Delaphine
Best Word: anso
Apprentice aids a
cantankerous magician
Also blood donor
#75: Millennium of the Ocean Serpent
by Seth Hobbs
Best Name: Kalligus Kezz’arg
Best Word: Sendovians
That’s a long-ass time
to have an ocean serpent
Jonah is reborn
#74: Bloodwoven
by G.J. Terral
Best Name: Drekinsburg
Best Word: One-whispered
Obstetric journey
Someone cast Lamaze, will you?
He’s in a Bind now
#73: The Unspoken Truths of Casemiro
by Christopher Clouser
Best Name: Casemiro
Best Word: Fierce Siren
Wizard want-ad calls
A bleak return to past woe
Sample leaves plot dim
#72: Metamancer
by William I. Zard
Best Name: Sal Lehan
Best Word: hillock
Much-described lady
ditches baby with nobles
No tracking number
#71: Oak King Holly King
by Sebastian Nothwell
Best Name: Queen of the Court of the Silver Wheel
Best Word: mercurial
Dramatic battle
Gory spectacle excites
Butcher’s a grim name
#70: The Hunter
by K. Aagard
Best Name: Greer
Best Word: di’horvith
Direwolf comforts him
Vengeful hunter ails in woods
Purpose spent – what next?
#69: My Name Is Not Alice
by Angelika Rust
Best Name: Mr. Durkins
Best Word: windowless
Mean girls and drama
familiar – but then we
find some Wonderland
#68: The Humane Society for Creatures & Cryptids
by Stephanie Gillis
Best Name: Melpomene
Best Word: teraglossa
Dude plays mazerunner
then teen brews potions, longs to
flee her monstrous fate
#67: Unmagical
by Jenn Lessmann
Best Name: Cate-the-Cursed
Best Word: Quad espresso brevé extra-hot caramel macchiato
Brother torments his
barista sister. Magic
swirls about them both.
#66: However Many Must Die
by Phil Williams
Best Name: Wild Wish
Best Word: Hzinktos
Blood scout commandos
All women, badass as hell
Breakneck bloody war
#65: Dual Fires
by J.L. Anderson
Best Name: Lazarus Lightbreather
Best Word: darkbreather, airbreather
Mean kid takedown with
light spells. Flash forward to war!
So many breathers.
#64: Father of Constructs
by Aaron Renfroe
Best Name: Librium Esoterica
Best Word: World Boss
Prologue ’til respawn
Minmaxers take on World Boss
Janitor. Hero?
#63: Miss Bennet’s Dragon
by M. Verant
Best Name: Jane
Best Word: firedrake
Austen plus dragons
Smaug and Sensibility?
Visions disquiet
#62: Breaker of Fates
by Vaela Denarr & Micah Iannandrea
Best Name: Ziira
Best Word: disharmony
Caravan heist start!
Kidnaps non-binary kid
Unbroken will rage
#61: The Songs That Beckon
by M.A. Brown
Best Name: Drowned Marshes
Best Word: Reliquary
Studious maiden
Mom: Go dance! But Dad gets her.
Holy cow! Tragic.
#60: The First Scars
by Ivor K. Hill
Best Name: Unification
Best Word: ransacked
Village aflame, sacked
by cult. Freakin’ druids, man.
Worked for Conan, though.
#59: Molten Flux
by Jonathan Weiss
Best Name: Ryza
Best Word: smelter
Mad Max with zombies!
Captured dude is screwed. Next is
unlife? Sample ends.
#58: Legacy’s Price
by T. L. Rolston
Best Name: Dworran
Best Word: Blood Moon (great name for a fantasy bar)
Nightmares portend doom
Royal intrigue, secrets kept
Time to hit the bar
#57: Burden to Bear
by Gregory Amato
Best Name: The Queen of Stinktown
Best Word: Mossneck
Skald tells tales while witch
works wiles. Viking non-toxic
masculinity?
#56: Gates of Hope
by J E Hannaford
Best Name: Ameryth Dar Sea
Best Word: caldera
Emotion dragons!
Mysterious challenges!
Roll out the barrel!
#55: Whisper for Eternity
by Melissa Stone
Best Name: Szinre
Best Word: tihigne
Divine seizure means
gods in your DMs. Hey, a
talking skull? Neato.
#54: Surviving Westcliff
by Thomas Perkins
Best Name: Marissa Dunley
Best Word: wordsmithery
Seeks noblewoman
for questionable ship deal.
This guy exudes sleaze.
#53: Oathbreakers Anonymous
by Scott Warren
Best Name: Crooked Spine Bastard Vomiting (it’s a place)
Best Word: fateweaving
Dire hedgehogs are cute
Badass half-orc faces beast god.
More than he can chew.
#52: The Fealty of Monsters
by Ladz
Best Name: Jackiewicz
Best Word: autocar
City of learning
still needs mechanics. Geez!
What TF ate him?
#51: Black and Deep Desires
by Claire Trella Hill
Best Name: Etienne
Best Word: mémère
Loner vampire nerd.
Victorian gals talk love.
Dad’s mean. Who’s Addie?
#50: Ritual Income
by B.L. Brown
Best Name: Pinkerton’s
Best Word: Bitch Queen
Egotist peaces out
Milla’s not down for retail
Cold hands hint at strength
#49: Sigils & Sushi
by Nia Quinn
Best Name: The Harmonic Council
Best Word: svartalf
Sassy witch returns
rental cars and swipes contents.
Fiends and snark galore.
#48: The Glorious and Epic Tale of Lady Isovar
by Dave Dobson
Best Name: Lady Isovar
Best Word: miscreant
Haiku about my
own book reeks of puffery.
I hope you read it.
#47: The Plagued Elf
by Armanis Ar-feinial
Best Name: Cadrasar
Best Word: umbrellaed
Elf hunts in forest.
No dice. Finds frapped goblin bits.
Something weird’s afoot.
#46: Dark Empathy
by Katy Morgan
Best Name: Bastian Lucas
Best Word: interrogation
Empathic justice
has thorny legal issues
Psychics get raw deal
#45: Wings and Wounds
by Dr. S.K. Burkman
Best Name: Humphreys Peak
Best Word: Screeeee
A vet has visions.
Brain damage or enchantment?
Herpetology!
#44: Flight of an Orphan Thief
by S. M. Radjy
Best Name: Thapis
Best Word: norangees
Plans for burglary
overheard. Worms? A life of
freedom’s poverty.
#43: Dragon Thief
by Blake & Raven Penn
Best Name: Solrac, Duke of Glacia
Best Word: astromancer, bloodhusky, lavvu, mythraven (tons of great stuff here)
Mages await signs
from Miss Cleo psychic dude
Then urchins fight cops
#42: Where Fate Whispers
by E. G. Tudor
Best Name: Meuric
Best Word: Nosian
Fated Pairs joined with
magical ceremony
but then Kai swipes left.
#41: The High Seer
by Alex Bree
Best Name: Aurienne Azarrah
Best Word: Darkling
Prophecy dwells in
a macabre Spencer’s Gifts.
This drips with portent.
#40: River of Crows
by N.P. Thompson
Best Name: Eldrin Duclanach
Best Word: crrraw
Bloody opening. Two worlds here,
and that means portal’s coming
Corvid pandemic?
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by Niranjan
Best Name: Bhaskara
Best Word: angavastra
Trial by combat! Cool!
Wait, I’m a prince? Whoa. Time shift!
Present juxtaposed.
#39: The Ballad of Sprikit The Bard (And Company)
by Sean O’Boyle
Best Name: Pavlo, Taker of Credit
Best Word: spluttery
Bean Bro gets beat down
Wish he got more tenderized
I am with the Brutes.
#38: Messengers of Ilbeor
by T.J. Klapprodt
Best Name: Beianarian
Best Word: preternaturally
Starts off with hate sex.
Oh, that’s her thing, I get it.
Hero’s journey launched.
#37: The Desert Heiress
by Shoshana Rain
Best Name: Filip Cervenska
Best Word: flower-stuffed
Attending meetings
zonked on speed. Complex intrigue,
everyone sweating.
#36: The Will of the World
by M.J. Lindemann
Best Name: Sharon Adegast
Best Word: amalgamation
Even fantasy
capitalists suck. We can’t
afford zombie bill.
#35: A Heart of Bones
by Lily C. Strauss
Best Name: Dick Zuraw
Best Word: riparian
A ghost in the rain
Ghosts everywhere actually
Oh crap! An arrest!
#34: Spark of the Divine
by Louise Holland
Best Name: Kivery Czai
Best Word: meaninglessness
Assassination
then a fort heist. Shifters, guns.
Connected? We’ll see.
#33: Susan, You’re The Chosen One
by Lauretta Hignett
Best Name: Bart Montgomery-Lichtenstein
Best Word: inscrutable
Career woman faces
nasty colleagues. She should mind
the elves on the roof.
#32: Fragments of Skyonae
by Raleigh Markovski Falcone
Best Name: Raleigh Markovski Falone (I know, that’s the author, but still, awesome name)
Best Word: RATATATATATATATA
Anime given
textual life. So much weird.
Just needs laser shrimp.
#31: The Handwarmers of Immortality
by Karen McCompostine
Best Name: So many! Geronimo McCorgus, Clan McGargle, Glen Dondododondon
Best Word: unemancipate
Anachronism
adds to the fun. Delightful.
She’s pure dead brilliant.
#30: Lady of Dragons
by Shelby Elizabeth
Best Name: Finlay McDonough
Best Word: sinuous
Besties long for flight
Teen crushes among the potions
Something will go wrong
#29: Season of Kings
by A.J. Rettger
Best Name: Halfdan the Jackal (soon subdivided further)
Best Word: innards
Do not read before
eating. Grimm and unflinching.
Full throated gore fest.
#28: Knights of the Alliance
by Stefanie Chu
Best Name: Valiant Tiger
Best Word: Althaean
Berserker versus
twelfth-level fire mage lady.
Fight! Oops, she’s smitten.
#27: The Last Lunar Witch
by S.F. Henne
Best Name: Arkirith
Best Word: trepidation
Uncontrolled witch does
Mission Impossible heist
Ssshh! Library time.
#26: Dark City Rising
by CL Jarvis
Best Name: Francis Leechman
Best Word: genial cadaver
Steeped with small details.
Medical fantasy? Neat.
Such strong sense of place.
#25: Path of the Guardian
by Paolo Danese
Best Name: Feridun
Best Word: liquor-smelling
High body count here
No idea what’s up yet
Jailbreak is cool though
#24: Them Old Bones
by Astor Y Teller
Best Name: Crazyjones
Best Word: saggy-roofed
Present tense – urgent.
Is she both naked AND dead?
Corpse scholar seeks bone.
#23: Flight of the Scions
by D. Moonfire
Best Name: Bartim Lurkuklan
Best Word: Jinto Panzir
We are in for some
academy fantasy
Racist mailman sucks
#22: Woodspell
by C. R. Collins
Best Name: Maldhonia
Best Word: sedgewellow
Wrecked things – a glider
and a life. Lots of flashbacks.
Don’t chase the woods babe!
#21: Guarding Gus
by Karryn Nagel
Best Name: Viscidius Rubra
Best Word: Iowa
Two dudes find baby
gargoyle to raise. Is this a
book or a sitcom?
#20: Magic on the Cards
by Marina Finlayson
Best Name: Sunday Armitage
Best Word: un-extraordinaire
Spells summoned by cards
Monsters both help and eat us
Don’t forget teen angst
#19: Embers of Dusk
by D.G. Roberts
Best Name: Markallanoth, Oderious (tie)
Best Word: luminsyl
Clumsy girl preps for
rite of passage. Something bad
is coming, I bet
#18: The Best of Us Is the Last of Us
by Anthony Halligan
Best Name: Child
Best Word: panoply
A baffling dragon’s
psychedelic waiting room
Were those shrooms I ate?
#17: After Silence
by Natalie Northwood
Best Name: Cerys Odessa
Best Word: ever-tilting
Hey! Falling sky dude!
Arrives undocumented
Dwelling here it seems
#16: Dawn of the Darkest Day
by K.C. Woodruff
Best Name: Vayne Savant
Best Word: indigo
Genocide, terror
That Savant guy is a dick
He needs to die soon
#15: To Dance With Dragons
by Jaq D Hawkins
Best Name: Alinea
Best Word: demoniac
A runaway bride
Plus Cat-5 magic river
As good as divorced
#14: The Faithful Dark
by Cate Baumer
Best Name: Elmere
Best Word: rheumy
She’s losing patients
Evil stirs beneath it all
That cover rocks hard
#13: Callus & Crow
by DB Rook
Best Name: Callus
Best Word: mendin’
Eww, there’s a crow dude
sick and sleeping in my bed.
He really smells fowl.
#12: Soulstealer
by El McInerney
Best Name: Old Tsu
Best Word: Ilk
Rite of passage starts
A literal wild goose chase
Cheaters never win
#11: Moonshadow’s Guardian
by Dianna Gunn
Best Name: Magdalene
Best Word: nonmagicals
A bucolic ride
Shows parents can’t be trusted
Worst birthday ever
#10: Good Bad Witch
by Isa Medina
Best Name: Hazel Oakes
Best Word: affirmation
A shop for witches! Neat.
Oh crap, now there’s a body.
Or not? Yelp will choose.
#9: Beyond Misty Mountain
by Stephen Howard
Best Name: Broth Zolust
Best Word: Totulgny
To start: Theology
No, not those Misty Mountains
Replete with sly wit
#8: The Crippled King
by A. Trae McMaken
Best Name: Grashal-Indal
Best Word: uglan
Rustic prospecting
Interrupted by tree, bear,
crone. What’s mine is yours?
#7: A Cursed Son
by Day Leitao
Best Name: Sayanne
Best Word: drusils
Longing and intrigue
And hurt. But tangy too
Is stuff rated R.
#6: Lurid Lantern
by Victoria Clapton
Best Name: Kurai
Best Word: Refulgent
Her loyal service
is what makes a Subaru
as the king demands
#5: Into FaerLand
by A.J. Ponder
Best Name: Brocéliande
Best Word: Dornröschenschloss
A pair of heroes
seek training but only find
dire geology
#4: The Sunset Sovereign: A Dragon’s Memoir
by Laura Huie and C.D. Houck
Best Name: Vakfored
Best Word: terra sigillata
This hero bought tons
from some magical Costco
Dragon’s unimpressed
#3: The Tenfold Tenants
by E.V. Belknap
Best Name: Corvinian Hark
Best Word: Shenanigans
Dark stranger visits
Circle of life spins fast
Tantalizing start
#2: Oublié
by Susana Imaginário
Best Name: Jolyan
Best Word: Promethean
Does living inside
a sentient moon make one
a parasite? Hmm.
#1: Tobias
by Denis James
Best Name: Foxton Gray
Best Word: valedictorian
Metal detectors
don’t help when mages attack
Leave no child behind